A Bunch of Things That Irritate Me

I decided that it is time for me to join in all of the list making fun. So far, the lists have been interesting and positive. Since it would require a lot of thought for me to follow in those footsteps, I have decided to make an easier list. However, it is only easy if I don't try to do it all at once. So here goes, the initial installment of things that really irritate me. If you find yourself doing any of these things, Please Stop!

1. People who park their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle. No trip to Walmart is complete without encountering several these geniuses. Apparently they are unaware of the fact that other people don't want to wait for them while they ponder their grocery buying decisions. The best part is when you say, "Ahem....excuse me." they look at you as though they are truly surprised to see another person in the store. If you know someone who is guilty of this I am including a helpful diagram to aid you in pointing out their mistakes.

Hit Everything But The Lottery

French Mime Dude.......No, Really

I don't care for most things French, but this is pretty cool. Actually it is just king of weird. My favorite part is the microphone the announcer has. It is wireless, but it looks like one of the old school wired versions and he holds it like a French Bob Barker. The announcer lady has cool pants too, but you will have to wait until the very end to see them.

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Maybe You Can Polish A Turd And Make It Shine

I bought this piece of crap at an auction for $25.

Then I cleaned it up so that it looks like this.



Then
Profit.